Once upon the time there was a pie-man and he had a little piggy
the piggy liked to eat piez that the pie-man made...
UNTILL ONE DAY!!!!!!!!! *dam-dam-dam*
the piez decided to kill the piggy with their pie-ish wrath!!!
when the little piggy decided to eat piez again she went to the pie room and found a big juicy PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PIGGY JUMPED AT THE PIE
...and tried to eat it...
BUT SHE DIDN'T!!!!
the pie had a sword in it... sword was stuck in piggy's EYE
piggy tried to move but when she moved the sword moved too...
the sword was moving slowly into piggy's head...
piggy stepped back... with other eye she could still see the bloody sword inside the pie
piggy turned around and started to RUN
she run but pies were following her by her bloody trail...
PIGGY RAN OUTSIDE
it was night...
she could see stars in the sky... AnD HorIbLe pIEs FolLoWinG Her
she lost too much blood and couldn't run anymore...
it was the end...
RIGHT AFTER THAT I MADE THIS SITE. THE END.